The trouble with raising a teenage girl!

Now that she's 14. 

It has hit me.

HARD

I have to teach her about dating.

No

She's not dating, yet.

But I have to be prepared.

AND

I haven't dated in years.

Guess what?

After a ton of research, most of it is the same.

Thank God!

But, the methods have changed. 

for example: How long should you wait to return a text?

and

When should you answer?

All the game playing that I never had time for.

and 

I do have to take into account her personality versus mine. 

Please Lord can I have until she's 18?

updated 9/25/13 12:56pm

Yet another thing I have to prepare her for : http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/24/us/victims-push-laws-to-end-online-revenge-posts.html?pagewanted=2&_r=0&smid=tw-share?smid=fb-nytimes